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Here are some general principles I've found valuable:
Some basic principles:
Funny industry names have been around at least as long as Frank Ellison's Delta Lines. (Who remembers Carter's Little River Mills?) The ackowledged master of these names was Art Curren, who published a list that included gems like Pasture-Prime Beef and the Justin Case Hand Tool Co. (See the June 1976 Railroad Model Craftsman.) I've come up with my own list, which is published in the hope that someone will use a few of these names on his/her own layout, or at least get a chuckle.
Al Kemmie Scientific Products | Anson DePance Industries |
April Fuel Co. | Belgo Dinghy Co. |
Blankety Blankets | Boyle-Dinn Oil Co. |
Brakel Eggs | Bud Wiser Funeral Home ("The King of Biers") |
Chapter 11 Publishers | Cinderella Shipping ("When it has to be there by midnight!") |
Dan D. Lyons Herbicides | Don Treedis Sign Co. |
Don Trustom Used Cars | Don Zerly Lights |
Doolittle Mfg. | Ducko Cement ("We fix the quacks in your patio.") |
Eyther Ore Mining Co. | Goie-Nunder Mfg. |
Green Bay Packing | Hart-Bernend Gas |
Hoowuttan Warehouse | Kahn Fuses |
Katz Mousetraps | "Kav" Yatemptor's Kosher Bakery |
Know-Grow Seeds | L. Eagle Pharmaceuticals (makers of Sydifex) |
Lefton Finished Furniture | Loston Foundry |
Loudon-Noyes Mfg. | Luser Sweepers & Brooms |
Major Prophets Religious Bookstore | Mangold Office Supplies |
Matt Rover Mine | Mel O. Durris Chemicals |
N. Onnimus, Inc. | N. Sahl Vents & Ductworks |
N. Veetro Fertilizers (makers of Fly-Bye Nitrogen) | Noah Daltrey, Marriage Counselor |
O'Lang-Zyne Corp. | Old Factory Smelting |
Pillidge, Ranszak & Steele Insurance | R. Senn Fire Extinguishers |
Reddink Industries | Saia-Lyttle-Praire Shipping Co. |
Salton Battery Co. | Shutcher Traps & Snares |
Sic-Spheet Underwear | Talksic Chemical Works |
Thries Co. | Ticky-Tacky Box Co. |
Toscanini Semiconductors | Truck-Me-In, Inc. |
Tunza-Vurman Warehouse | Unser-10 Industries |
Volla Tile & Flooring | Warren T. Voyd, Inc. |
Wellen-Dowd Ladies' Undergarments | Yanke-Gohoam Travel Agency |
And a few grain elevators:
How do you get people to appreciate your layout? Other model railroaders may notice your kitbashed factory or your skill at pulling off a saw-by meet. But what about the non-railroaders, the visiting family members, the guests who want to see your trains? How do you get them interested? Here are a few tested crowd-pleasers, which can also apply to open-house night at club layouts: