We Will Stone You

(parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen)
New lyrics by Mike Fischer

The Story: this one is strictly for fun, although its message is perfectly true.


("Thud" is rocks hitting the ground. "Crack" is rocks hitting each other.)
Thud thud crack! (pause) Thud thud crack! (pause)
Thud thud crack! (pause) Thud thud crack! (pause)

Bud, you're not a goy, made a bad choice,
Manna is your feed, shouldn't seek it on the Sabbath day.
You got guilt on your face, basket case.
Facing the Law, you're finding no grace.

We will, we will stone you! We will, we will stone you!

Buddy, you are Achan, bad man,
Treasure at your feet, God commanded, "Don't you take away!"
But now you will face death's disgrace.
Jericho's gold should have stayed in its place.

We will, we will stone you! We will, we will stone you!

Jesus, You're the God-man, good man,
Heal the blinded eyes and the sick on the Sabbath day.
And the Jews made a case, they don't know grace,
Missing the point and they are off base!

Will they, will they stone you? Will they, will they stone you?
Will they, will they stone you? Will they, will they stone you?
No way!

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