Transubstantiated

(parody of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones)
New lyrics by Mike Fischer

The Story: please understand, I do not hate Roman Catholics. But wherever their teaching contradicts the Bible, I have issues with that teaching.


Any, any, any small wafers here -- no! They're transubstantiated.
They're made of God, although it doesn't show. They're transubstantiated.
Just bring your golden chalice, ring your little bell.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go to Hell.
I've made all my confessions, my penance done as well, oh no-o-o-oh-oh.

Any, any, any small wafers here -- no! They're transubstantiated.
It's not in the Book, tradition tells me so. They're transubstantiated.
Just lift it in the air and say, "The body of Christ?"
It's been a couple hours since God was sacrificed.
He isn't very filling, and doesn't taste too nice, oh no-o-o-oh-oh.

Pa-pa-Papa, a-pa-pa-Papa, they're transubstantiated.

Is it, is it, is it just a small thing -- no! Not transubstantiated.
How can a Godly miracle not show? It's unsubstantiated.
Because if that's how Jesus had meant it way back then,
Disciples would have left Him so fast your head would spin,
Because the Law of Moses says eating blood's a sin, oh no-o-o-oh-oh.

Is it, is it, is it just a small thing -- no! Not transubstantiated.
Faithful were burned alive 'cause they said, "No, not transubstantiated."
Jesus said, "It's finished," that means it's paid in full.
Kill Him o'er and over, you're breaking Jesus' rule.
You don't believe the Bible, you make yourself a fool, oh no-o-o-oh-oh.

Pa-pa-papa, a-pa-pa-papa, not transubstantiated.

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