Parousia (The Rapture Song)

(parody of "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen)
New lyrics by Mike Fischer

The Story: Okay, so the title doesn't sound a bit like the original. The lyrics come close enough.


Are You gonna take Your saints tonight?
Are You gonna wait 'til morning light?
Are You're gonna meet us in the clouds,
And then Your church, it's just with You that they'll be found.

As I live from day to day, serving God in every way,
There's one promise that I pray will come to be:
That our time in this creation's not an endless situation --
Christ is coming, and He's coming for you and me.

Some say He will come pre-Trib, at the end or in the mid,
But there's one thing where I know we all agree:
That He's going to pick a time when it's the last thing on our minds.
Maranatha! I can't wait 'til You come for me!

Chorus:
Are You gonna take Your saints tonight?
Are You gonna wait 'til morning light?
Are You're gonna meet us in the clouds,
And then Your church, it's just with You that they'll be found.
And then Your church, it's just with You that they'll be found.

We've got power, we've got prayers, we've got peace from earthly cares.
There's no lack of Heaven's blessings while we wait.
But the last thing on our minds is that our friends get left behind.
Jesus, help us bring them in while it's not too late! (Now get this!)

chorus

Maybe today's the day!

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