No Ocean Will Be Fine

(parody of "Love Potion #9" by the Searchers)
New lyrics by Mike Fischer

The Story: this one hit me while I was recycling cans and bottles for the deposit money. I have no idea why. But it's one of the few I've come up with that are in the same category that J. Jackson of ApologetiX comes up with by the dozen — perfectly Biblical and perfectly true, with a solid message, yet funny in places.



Someday the heaven and the earth that's new —
You know, the place with streets of gold, and you
Will see nothing bad, everything is redesigned.
There is a sea of crystal and, no ocean will be fine.

For those who trust the One on crucifix,
And those who say "no" to the 666,
We all will be calm, all our tears He will be dryin'.
From sin we'll be freed and, no ocean will be fine.

Bridge:
It never will get dark, we won't need forty winks,
And no one ever sins and gets locked up in the clink.
There is a tree of life with leaves for healing, I think.
It's held for those who chose so wise, they all can drink.

We won't be seeing any day or night.
We won't be missing it, for God is light.
And worship never stops, there's no temple or a shrine,
And Christ will be our model and, no ocean will be fine.

solo - like the first 3 lines of the bridge
But Hell's for those who chose unwise — I beg you, think!

We won't be seeing any day or night.
We won't be missing it, for God is light.
We're never going to stop praising Jesus' name divine.
There will be no more battles and, no ocean will be fine.
No ocean will be fine.

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