Oct 12, 2009 — Warm-Up Laps
Oct 21, 2009 — The Contest Begins
Nov 10, 2009 — Five for Five
Nov 24, 2009 — A Date With Daytona
Jan 12, 2010 — Tri the Oval
May 15, 2012 — Triangle, Interrupted
Team | Starting Driver | Backup Driver |
Motorhead Mike Racing Team | #24, Jeff Gordon | #77, Travis Kvapil |
Zach Pack Racing | #12, Ryan Newman | #41, Reed Sorenson |
Rocket Richard Racing | #29, Kevin Harvick | #42, Casey Mears |
Jake Brake Motor Sports | #2, Rusty Wallace | #97, Kurt Busch |
Fast Paul Enterprises | #20, Tony Stewart | #5, Kyle Busch |
Aimee Automotive | #9, Kasey Kahne | #9, Kasey Kahne |
Team Anthony | #01, Joe Nemechek | #3, Dale Earnhardt |
When the starting flag waved, Kevin Harvick (Richard's driver) shot out to a big lead, drafted by three others right behind him. This caused some bumping damage very early on in the race. This made the drivers nervous; as a direct result, many of the drivers went out of their way to avoid any chance of bumping for most of the race, even if it took them high into the turns and reduced their overall speed around the course. This meant there wasn't much bumping, but there wasn't much drafting, either.
Another trend that quickly became apparent was that Team Anthony had terrible luck with movement rolls. It didn't help that he'd picked the best car and driver in the game, Dale Earnhardt, and then used him as his backup while Joe Nemechek carried the flag for his team. Maybe he expected his first car to wreck quickly; no one knows. Nemechek was soon far behind the others, and the winner would actually lap him before the race was over.
Harvick easily led the pack at the end of the first lap. Paul's driver, Tony Stewart, took an early pit stop to fix one bad tire, a questionable decision that ultimately didn't cost him much time. Rusty Wallace, Jake's driver, soon accumulated engine damage that stuck him in the pits for three whole turns. This was the main factor in his disappointing finish. The lead changed hands several times during the second lap, and Jeff Gordon (lead driver for the Motorhead) wound up winning that lap by a small margin.
On the third lap, Gordon tried to pass Kasey Kahne (Aimee's driver) on the #1 turn, and they got tangled up. Gordon's car began to spin, as Fast Paul cheered and hoped it would get worse. But Gordon controlled it and stayed in the race, although he pitted as soon as he could, in order to repair massive tire damage. Other drivers were also making pit stops to repair damage of various kinds. At one point, four out of the seven drivers were in the pits at once. Paul's driver, Tony Stewart, held off pitting as long as possible, and won the third lap.
From that point on, it was Harvick's race; Richard's driver actually lapped Joe Nemechek, whose move-roll luck remained horrible until near the end. Anthony's driver was having such a hard time of it that he seriously considered skipping the pits and building up damage until he crashed, just so he could try his other driver. Ryan Newman, Zach's driver, stood on it a little too long and blew his engine in his third lap. He hobbled and wobbled halfway around the track to the pit-road entrance, where his crew did a fast repair job and got him moving again. He quickly went back to standing on the gas, which he did almost the entire race.
By this time, most drivers' early timidity had become a more realistic strategy of playing safe, but taking chances when it was worth doing. Jake's driver was even trying his hand at drafting again. There were also several comments of "I like this game." Some likely reasons for this were:
In the duel for second place, Gordon and Stewart were both cruising fast (several team owners commented on how much Mike liked Gordon's reroll for cruise ability), but Stewart was faster and took second by nearly a lap. There was a moment of excitement just before Paul's driver took the checkered flag; Gordon pulled up outside him, the two cars bumped, and Stewart began to spin out. It looked like Gordon did this on purpose; it's certain that Mike hoped to take Paul's car out. (Hey, Paul thought it was great fun when Mike's car went into a spin, so why not? Fair is fair.) Would Stewart make it across the line? He recovered quickly and took a solid second place, followed by a battered and disappointed Gordon some time later. Gordon had cruised the entire race
The top three places were accounted for; now it was just a race for the points. Joe Nemechek finally found the gas pedal and began making time; he worked his way up from dead last, through a crowded pack (there were multiple calls of "Nemechek, engine check!"), to take fourth place, with Zach's driver very close behind him. Jake's driver, Rusty Wallace, drafted on several good moves by other drivers, but it was too late to get him into the winner's circle. Kahne, Aimee's driver, blew out his engine on the back stretch of the last lap while trying to make up for several slow moves. He then recovered from a brief spin-out brought on by Newman passing too close in the #3 corner, and limped across the line last. All four of the final finishers had smoke streaming from their engines as they finished their races.
The final results were:
Place | Driver | Team | Points |
---|---|---|---|
1 | #29, Kevin Harvick | Rocket Richard Racing | 190 |
2 | #20, Tony Stewart | Fast Paul Enterprises | 175 |
3 | #24, Jeff Gordon | Motorhead Mike Racing Team | 170 |
4 | #01, Joe Nemechek | Team Anthony | 160 |
5 | #12, Ryan Newman | Zach Pack Racing | 155 |
6 | #2, Rusty Wallace | Jake Brake Motor Sports | 150 |
7 | #9, Kasey Kahne | Aimee Automotive | 146 |
The point totals use NASCAR standard scoring, and reflect the fact that Richard's driver led three of the five laps (Mike and Paul took the other two). None of the backup drivers were needed at all. The secret of victory seemed to consist of avoiding engine damage and being lucky with the move dice. Managing tire and body damage didn't play much of a role, since most of the cars had to pit anyway to fix their smoking engines.
We made a house rule that, if you rolled the dice before declaring your speed, you automatically moved at Cruise speed; this kept the game moving. The promoter is thinking about another house rule that would take the bumping rolls out of drafting. There will also be some simple rules about racing-team owners changing their drivers for the next race, and there will be a few new cars and drivers as well.
Overheard during the race:
Mike: They say you're a redneck if you think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Drivers, start your engines!"Mike: Aimee, could you please stop talking for a few minutes? I know it's hard, because you're a girl, but...
Aimee: (gives him The Look)
Mike: Hey, it worked! She's quiet.
Anthony: It's my move. I'm cruisin'.
Mike: (still watching Aimee) I'm cruisin' for a bruisin', I think.
Team | Starting Driver | Backup Driver | Anthony Auto Repair | #3, Dale Earnhardt | #19, Jeremy Mayfield |
Aimee Automotive | #6, Mark Martin | #9, Kasey Kahne |
Motorhead Mike Racing Team | #24, Jeff Gordon | #48, Jimmie Johnson |
Zach Attack Racing | #43, Richard Petty | #12, Ryan Newman |
Jake Brake Motor Sports | #2, Rusty Wallace | #97, Kurt Busch |
The second car on each team was on standby in the pits, waiting for a crash to take out his teammate so he could take his place. Oddly, Mike made the same decision Anthony had made in the first race, to let his second-best driver start. Admit it, Mike, you've gone over to the Dark Side, you've become a Jeff Gordon fan.
All the cars started clean; Earnhardt stood on the gas and got off to a fine start, but his engine began smoking almost from the get-go. Gordon stayed in his "super-cruise" mode and slowly overtook him. Mike's driver somehow passed Anthony's man to win the first lap, with the rest of the field spread out behind them. Jake was having dice problems that took the better part of three laps to sort out.
On the second lap, things began coming unglued. Mark Martin and Rusty Wallace both had trouble finding the accelerator coming out of the #1 corner (that means Aimee and Jake both rolled snake-eyes on the same turn). Then Wallace got into that bad #2 corner, just as Earnhardt came tearing down the straightaway. The Intimidator took evasive action, swerving wildly from lane to lane, and somehow slowed enough to avoid a collision in the turn. Not many drivers could have pulled off that feat!
As the back of the pack made it out of the first turn, Petty was nearly blocked out by Martin, but cut down low and shot past him. He suffered a dented fender on the way by, though. Wallace also picked up some body damage as he made his way through the pack. Earnhardt made up for his evasive maneuvers with some hot driving, and won the second lap.
He was so far in the lead by now that when he entered Turn #2 for the third time, he paid Jake's driver back for the near-disaster on the previous lap. But Wallace wasn't so lucky. In trying to avoid Earnhardt, he shredded all four tires and banged up all four body panels, and was reduced to puttering along at minimum speed. Fortunately, the pit entrance wasn't far off, and he and his crew were skillful enough to fix what needed fixing in just one turn.
From the third lap onward, all the drivers were having ongoing trouble keeping tabs on their random-number generators. (This means that Aimee kept palming other people's dice and then hiding them in their own pockets. When she got bored with that, she started doing it the other way around. This caused some hilarity when she told Mike her dice were in his pocket; he protested, "They are n—" as he felt for them.)
By the start of Lap 4, Mike and Anthony had each won two laps, and it looked like it might be a close race. Gordon had made a fast pit stop for tires only; everyone else had some body damage to repair, and most of them were pretty quick about it. Petty, a very cautious driver like all the drivers under Zach's authority, avoided a collision with Martin in Turn 3 by sliding up into the marbles, but he made it through them without a mishap. Martin kept running hard, and his engine was showing it by the fourth lap.
Finally, it came down to the last stretch. Jeff Gordon was slightly in the lead, but Dale Earnhardt would get the first move. He got a poor jump out of the turn, and deliberately zigzagged to slow himself down. (Why? Only Anthony knows. Maybe he was trying to be sporting.) Gordon got his chance... and ended his move just inches (two spaces) from the finish line. Earnhardt got a better move, and he wound up even closer (one space away from the line).
"You need to roll a two to lose," grinned Anthony, knowing there wasn't much chance of that. Gordon could have prevented even that from happening by standing on the gas. But he didn't. He stayed in Cruise, like he'd done all through the race. And he rolled a two! Anthony's pit crew went berserk. And then Gordon took his reroll for a Cruise move, like he'd been doing all through the race, and took the checkered flag. Earnhardt was a very, very close second.
As the two of them did burnouts in the infield and took their places in Victory Lane, Mark Martin floored it and came in third. Richard Petty got fourth place, and Rusty Wallace achieved fifth. Rusty did his best; his last two laps were far better than his first three, and he even took a shot at spinning out Martin near the end, but the #6 car didn't skid.
The league standings are:
Place | Driver | Team | Points | Behind |
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1 | #24, Jeff Gordon | Motorhead Mike Racing Team | 355 | Leader |
2 | #03, Dale Earnhardt | Anthony Auto Repair | 340 | -15 |
6 | [did not enter] | Rocket Richard Racing | 340 | -15 |
6 | [did not enter] | Fast Paul Enterprises | 325 | -30 |
4 | #43, Richard Petty | Zach Attack Racing | 315 | -40 |
3 | #6, Mark Martin | Aimee Automotive | 311 | -44 |
5 | #2, Rusty Wallace | Jake Brake Motor Sports | 305 | -50 |
Gordon and Earnhardt had battled back and forth all through the race; either of them could have won, and race experts are still discussing why Earnhardt gave up a sure win by dogging it at the very end. Petty ran a solid race, as did Martin, but it only goes to show that the best car doesn't always win. Jake was very disappointed in his driver's showing. Again, none of the backup drivers were needed, although Jake's team came close to needing the help. The race promoter is still looking for an appropriate trophy for the winner (sort of a Captain's Coin for race car drivers).
Team | Starting Driver | Backup Driver |
Fast Paul Enterprises | #8, Dale Earnhardt Jr. | #20, Tony Stewart |
Zach Attack Racing | #43, Strip Weathers ("The King") | #43, Richard Petty |
Rocket Richard Racing | #38, Elliott Sadler | #29, Kevin Harvick |
Anthony Auto Repair | #3, Dale Earnhardt | #19, Jeremy Mayfield |
Motorhead Mike Racing Team | #24, Jeff Gordon | #48, Jimmie Johnson |
Aimee Automotive | #98, Erin Crocker | #6, Mark Martin |
Jake Brake Motor Sports | #2, Rusty Wallace | #95, Lightning McQueen |
Mike still put Jeff Gordon on the track first, even though Jimmie Johnson has the same ability and better numbers (and four championships). This was partly because one of the other drivers had bought him a die-cast #24 car; he was quite touched by this unexpected gift, and used it in the race. Aimee was happy to get a girl driver (whose numbers Mike had adjusted before printing the car's dashboard, to make her more competitive). Zach and Jake each signed up one of the stars of the movie "Cars," Richard acquired the colorful M&M's car driven by Sadler, and Paul was asked not to tell his Baptist-preacher father that his newest driver is sponsored by Budweiser. Sadler, who can use any other car's ability as his own, chose to emulate The King, who ignores the effects of walls and marbles in the turns.
With restrictor plates in place, the drivers contended for pole positions and took their places on the big Daytona track. (Contending for pole positions took some doing; Zach and Richard rolled the same numbers three times in a row.) It was a clean start, but that lasted for about half a second. Dale Jr. took off quickly, and when Sadler and Gordon took an easy draft behind him, they set off a chain of bumps that damaged both their cars and the #3 car as well. This meant Mike had to take his die-cast car out and replace it with the plastic one, since the body-damage marker wouldn't fit on the die-cast. And he'd barely gotten started!
The King tried to keep the pace, but it cost him a damaged engine before he got out of the first turn. He blew another gasket on the back straightaway, and had to pit before he finished his first lap. His pit crew was efficient, though, and got him back into the race in two turns.
Dale Earnhardt, The Intimidator, wasn't being very intimidating, but he was racing well, standing on it nearly every turn and winning the first lap. Erin Crocker was following closely, and they were side by side as they entered the first turn. This was very bad news for Dale Jr., who was running third, hearing nasty noises from under his hood, and suddenly finding himself blocked by the other two cars with nowhere to go. Swerving and braking desperately, he took quite a bit of damage, but he managed to spread it out across his car so it didn't take him out of the running.
Jeff Gordon's move rolls usually sound like, "Rattle rattle, reroll! Rattle rattle, that's much better!" But for more than half of this race, they sounded more like, "Rattle rattle, reroll! Rattle rattle, humph!" In an attempt to gain some time, he stood on the gas for the first time, and was immediately rewarded with a smoking engine. Crocker and Dale Sr. also cooked their motors, and The King blew out his engine for the second time in two laps. Zach noted that he and Paul were a couple of juvenile delinquents — Paul's car had beer all over the hood, and Zach's car was smoking.
The pits were quickly full of cars seeking major repairs. Dale Sr., Dale Jr., Gordon, and Wallace (who'd taken some body damage) were all out in two turns, while The King had to wait the whole three. Wallace almost didn't make it; he overshot pit row and had to complete another lap, hoping nothing else would break before he made it into the pits. Dale Sr. won the second lap and was soon making good time again. Paul and Mike were sharing Mike's lucky dice, and Gordon was going so slowly, Mike actually accused Paul of jinxing his dice. This made Paul smile; for a while, he was chanting, "Jinx!" when the #24 car made a move roll.
But as soon as Gordon left the pits with no damage left, he got his die-cast car back, and things began looking up. By staying in cruise, he avoided the smoking engines that kept sending the others for repeated repairs, and he started to gain on the leaders. Wallace made another mistake as he pulled onto the track; he chose to check up instead of cruise, and it cost him some time. When Dale Jr. left the pits, he had to make another wild maneuver in the same place where he'd wrecked on the previous lap; Gordon and Wallace had the way almost blocked, but Junior went high in the corner and got past them. The King finished his second lap in a row by clearing the pit road.
The third lap was marked by Jeff Gordon starting to make up lost time, and by Erin Crocker winning the lap and then taking a fast 2-turn pit stop to repair all her damage. One reason Gordon was gaining was because almost everyone else was in the pits. About the only exception was Sadler in the M&M's car, who was driving conservatively, avoiding engine damage but not making very good time.
On the fourth lap, The King smoked a head gasket for the fourth time and had to make yet another pit stop. The winner of the lap was extremely close; Gordon got to the line first, but Crocker pulled out of pit row right behind him, and Wallace and Dale Jr. were just a hair back. It was one of those ZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOM moments; four cars shot by so fast, only the cameras could catch the action. At the end of his fourth lap, Sadler decided to pit when he had almost no damage. "That one bad tire makes me nervous," his crew chief explained. This decision cost him, but it gave the fans some huge excitement.
On the fifth lap, no one was taking chances on body damage; everyone was giving everyone else plenty of room. Gordon finally found his groove with three good rolls in a row, and while Rusty Wallace gave him a run for it, it was #24 across the line first. (Mike seemed to get a little too much enjoyment out of rolling his die-cast car along the track at high speed. Something's not quite right in that guy's head.) Wallace had a near-miss against the wall in the fourth corner, but he rerolled out of it and took second place. Earnhardt Jr. and Sr. came in third and fifth, separated by Erin Crocker. "A woman has come between us!" they lamented. That left Elliott Sadler and The King.
If Sadler had not pitted when he did, he would have gotten sixth place easily. But when he pulled out of the pits, he was neck and neck with The King. And that's how it stayed. For one, two, three turns in a row, it was a drag race, with the two cars side by side, neither one able to pull ahead. Strip Weathers was still standing on it even though he still had one engine damage; he didn't dare let up. At the very end, The King managed to get over the line first by a hair. Like the fourth-lap finish, it was too close for the human eye to call.
The league standings are:
Place | Driver | Team | Points | Behind |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | #24, Jeff Gordon | Motorhead Mike Racing Team | 545 | Leader |
5 | #03, Dale Earnhardt | Anthony Auto Repair | 505 | -40 |
7 | #38, Elliott Sadler | Rocket Richard Racing | 491 | -54 |
3 | #8, Dale Earnhardt Jr. | Fast Paul Enterprises | 490 | -55 |
4 | #98, Erin Crocker | Aimee Automotive | 476 | -69 |
2 | #2, Rusty Wallace | Jake Brake Motor Sports | 475 | -70 |
6 | #43, The King | Zach Attack Racing | 465 | -80 |
As usual, Jeff Gordon took few chances, but ran a steady race; his good luck with the movement dice at the end overcame his bad luck at the beginning, and the fact that he made only one pit stop helped immensely. Rusty Wallace made a big comeback from the Pocono race of two weeks ago, when he finished dead last. Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Erin Crocker both had fine debut races; Junior's speed bonus when he isn't winning came in especially handy. Dale Sr. was running very well (Anthony rolled double-sixes at least twice) until the end, when his speed and his engine-check dice luck deserted him. The King had the moves, but was dogged by bad luck with his engine; he may need a new mechanic. And Elliott Sadler just didn't have it today. I guess the lesson is that the race doesn't always go to the car with the best numbers.
In the standings, Gordon increased his lead, and two pairs of owners are separated by only one point each. Richard, who came in last and didn't even run last time, is still in third place, thanks to his impressive win in the first race. Jake's #2 finish lifted him from seventh overall to sixth. Dale Sr. is in second place overall, even though he came in fifth. NASCAR scoring is a funny thing.
We're still working on remembering all the rules. Last race, we forgot to add tire damage to the other checks; this time, we forgot to check for spins after a bump. We're using computer-printed markers to keep track of laps, tire damage, and time in the pits, and these are working well. Everyone is still very enthusiastic about racing. So we'll be back in a couple of weeks!
Overheard during the race:
Mike: "Aimee, how are you moving?"
Aimee: "I'm standing in it."
Mike: (looking at the sole of his shoe in mock disgust) "You're standing in it? Ewww!"Jake: (after asking how Mike trimmed his beard) "Most people wear beards to hide their ugly faces... — but not you, not you!"
Team | Starting Driver | Backup Driver |
Jake Brake Motor Sports | #2, Rusty Wallace | #48, Jimmie Johnson |
Zach Attack Racing | #95, Lightning McQueen | #43, Strip Weathers ("The King") |
Anthony Auto Repair | #3, Dale Earnhardt | #19, Jeremy Mayfield |
Aimee Automotive | #6, Mark Martin | #98, Erin Crocker |
Motorhead Mike Racing Team | #24, Jeff Gordon | #97, Kurt Busch |
The drivers took their pole positions and started their engines. (As often happens, figuring out the pole positions took some time; on the first die roll, four of five drivers rolled a 7, and on the next roll, two drivers rolled a 10.) Wallace roared out to a huge lead over everyone except Earnhardt, who glued himself to the #2 car's back bumper and drafted him for four turns in a row. Considering how well Jake was rolling, this was a good move (he'd thrown boxcars twice in the first two laps). Wallace took some body damage when #3 got a little too close, but he stayed in control and kept the lead.
Going into the #3 turn, Gordon got into trouble. Mark Martin and Lightning McQueen (an unlikely duo if ever there was one) had blocked his path, and he took some serious body and engine damage avoiding a major collision. He chose to pit after only one lap to get his car back in shape, and even though it was a quick stop, he was still running dead last when he got back on the track.
The first lap went to Wallace, as did the second (and the third and the fourth). Jake had a hot hand with the movement dice tonight, even though he never went higher than cruise speed until the last lap. He also had good luck with his bumping rolls, which kept him out of the kind of trouble that was soon plaguing Earnhardt. The Intimidator's body damage kept adding up, and by the third lap, he had no choice but to pit for repairs. His crew kept it quick and he was back on the track in no time.
Wallace took a pit stop at the same time to change his tires, and he almost didn't make it. The #3 car got in his way as he headed for pit row, and it took some major skill with the steering wheel to avoid hitting him and still get off the track safely. He pulled it off, though, and was soon back at full speed. He barely beat McQueen to win the third lap; it was very close, less than a second between them.
By the fourth lap, it looked like nothing without rockets could catch Wallace. Lightning McQueen was so determined to win that, just like in the movie, he stayed out of the pits and didn't take new tires. And, just like in the movie, it came back to bite him; his tires were in such bad shape by the fifth lap that he could barely creep along. Gordon was catching up slowly, but was too far back to have a shot at the checkered flag. Earnhardt was running well, standing on it all the way, but not quite fast enough to catch the front-runner.
Then something went wrong, very wrong, for Rusty Wallace on the last lap. There was no smoke coming out of his engine, but his speed, which had been red-hot through most of the race, suddently took a dive. (Jake rolled a move roll of 3 at one point.) Earnhardt passed him in the #2 curve, increased his lead in the last corner, and blew across the line in first place.
Wallace got moving a little faster near the end, but too late — second place was all he could manage. It didn't help that he'd gotten bumped by #95 on the way; McQueen also dented the #24 car on that last lap. Gordon wasn't far behind Wallace in third, Martin got a fourth-place finish for Aimee Automotive, and McQueen limped across the line in fifth. There was much rejoicing in the Anthony Auto Repair pits at their team's first victory.
The league standings are:
Place | Driver | Team | Points | Behind |
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3 | #24, Jeff Gordon | Motorhead Mike Racing Team | 710 | Leader |
1 | #03, Dale Earnhardt | Anthony Auto Repair | 690 | -20 |
2 | #2, Rusty Wallace | Jake Brake Motor Sports | 655 | -55 |
6 | [did not enter] | Rocket Richard Racing | 641 | -69 |
6 | [did not enter] | Fast Paul Enterprises | 640 | -70 |
4 | #6, Mark Martin | Aimee Automotive | 636 | -74 |
5 | #95, Lightning McQueen | Zach Attack Racing | 620 | -90 |
Earnhardt ran a steady race, usually standing on it but not going all that fast. It was his good luck that Wallace ran out of luck near the end. Rusty Wallace is wondering who sabotaged his engine, or maybe his dice. Gordon's run of success ended today, thanks to that wreck on the first lap, and he carried one dented fender for the rest of the race (which meant Mike couldn't use his die-cast #24, to his great disappointment). Martin's first race for his new team netted him a decent finish, but not much to be proud of. Hopefully, next time, Zach Attack will remember that "You need tires!"
In the standings, Gordon's lead over Earnhardt was cut in half, and Wallace fell back by exactly one point. The Cup could still go to anyone. We're getting better at remembering all the rules.
Overheard during the race:
Anthony: "Mexico is a country? I thought it was a state."